"Hold it - there's a Flag on the play." - That's a saying I hear often enough on the football field. It usually comes when things are going good and something unfortunate has happened to nullify any forward progress.
Well, take that analogy and apply it to this knucklehead coach for a second. I committed a penalty yesterday. NO - it wasn't holding as the picture might lead you to believe. I publicly made a statement about a friend's wife the other day on Facebook. Something that harmlessly started out as a comment about an attractive woman has admittedly led to a penalty on me.
All in good fun, Michele is milking this "slip up" for all that it's worth because she knows that things like this mess with my pea-sized brain. It's ability to focus on only one thing at a time is the cause for my Facebook Fumble. Thankfully though, this is not to the point of dog house, sleep on the couch groveling. But if it was.....
I would tell you that when the sun is shining, it gravitates towards my wife because accenting her beauty is the path of least resistance. (See above for proof) Michele's smile serves as only a fraction of the inner charm she has to offer the world. She is a knockout but no doubt a modest and elegant woman that could somehow turn this groveling back on me because she doesn't seek other's attention or approval. (Another trait that makes her even more exquisite to me.) Imagine a guy like me with a pumpkin orange beard and a blossoming old man belly, winding up with such a lovely dish on my arm. I am proud to call Michele my wife but not because of her stunning, heart stopping good looks but because of the love she has within.
I only have eyes for you Five.
