Wednesday, January 26, 2011

“Tear Down the Wall…. Tear Down the Wall” - Pink Floyd 1979

The Great Wall of China, as it is known, is not actually one continuous wall. It is in fact a series of 5 or more, lesser walls built to protect the Chinese Empire from the nomads and inferior barbarians of Inner Mongolia. Ironically, The Great Wall is eroding and collapsing before our very eyes.

It is debatable as to whether The Berlin Wall was built to keep Communists in or Democracy out. It did however serve as a very physical reminder of Post WWII political unrest. This Iron Curtain exists no longer.

Pink Floyd’s classic rock opera, “The Wall”, is written as an autobiographical therapy session for lead singer, Roger Waters. “Pink” imagines a wall built between he and his loyal listeners as we get glimpses into his fatherless, drug strewn, melodramatic life.
And in the END….. that WALL COMES DOWN too.

I grew up in households that seemed to always have a hound underfoot. There was, Punkin, the extra wrinkly Shar-pei that had to wear the ‘Cone of Shame’ after eye surgery removed access baggage from around her eyes. And who could forget the “Thousand Yard Stare” of Diddo our Cocker Spaniel? There’s been Dobermans and Dalmatians and purebreds and mutts. The list is long but none have measured up to our current fleabag.

My wife’s family, on the other hand, never owned a dog. It’s not that they were against it. I guess they just never got around to it. And that’s how it came to be some seven years ago that we got Gunner.

A friend of ours was inundated with a double digit litter of pups and Michele whined, begged and flashed adorable little smiles until she got her way and I brought a birthday present named “Gunner” home. This Big Orange Dog has been written about before. And you’ll see him pop up in pictures here from time to time too because he loves the camera. This Newfoundland/Golden Retriever/random stranger/Yellow Lab of a dog has easily become the best family dog I have ever known. He’s outgrown a puppy stage that seemed to last forever and is now a stately gentleman that can revert to his playful ways with the drop of a snowflake. He’s obedient and loving. He’s gentle and protective. He loves us unconditionally and all equally. Because of this… Michele thought all dogs must be this way… and so began a new challenge for her.

Michele has whined, begged and flashed adorable little smiles ten too many times over the past few months - always with an ulterior motive. My wife has envisioned a companion for our aging Gunner; another dog for our children to love; another canine to care for; more poops for me to pick up! From the start I have been adamant that although the thought of having a second dog is intriguing, we don’t have the space! Our house is modest. Our yard is in town and not fenced. We already have a Dog and he is Big! Dogs cost money; require attention and love and Big Dogs do that on a multiplied scale. As I see it, getting another dog just isn’t in the cards for us now.

But Michele is persistent. In 8 years of marriage, she has mastered some Jedi mind manipulation trick that must be taught in Hot Wife Class somewhere. (You know what I’m talking about, don’t you Chubbs?)

She found a way to convince me to allow another hound in the house. The past few weeks, Michele has befriended a local Animal Shelter and let this relationship with homeless dogs rip at my heartstrings. Michele has not pushed the envelope but rationalized and debated with a political prowess I didn’t know she had. Last Saturday when my last line of defense crumbled, Michele immediately changed her Facebook status to – “The Wall has been Broken.”

I caved in and said that we could provide “foster care” for a shelter dog. I suppose it would be a trial run for the dog. Casey is a beautiful, 3 year old white lab. She dwarfs Gunner but he didn’t want anything to do with her anyway. She is well mannered and never so much as whimpered in our presence. She immediately took to our children and you could tell that she was a people pleaser. Casey also showed that she had some separation anxiety, as I’m sure most Shelter Dogs develop. The lab was immediately drawn to Michele because she was the one that broke her out of prison. If Michele was in the kitchen, Casey laid at her feet. If Michele sat at the computer, Casey sat at her feet. When Michele sat on the heat vent, Casey was sure to follow. It seemed as if this dog was nailing the application process. She brought smiles to my kids. My wife had another dog to love and Gunner and I could carry on about our normal routines. That is until…..

Daybreak shed a new light on our foster dog relationship. The night before Casey had messed in the house and I wrote it off as a miscommunication on my part but I was too quick to judge. Casey left 2 more potty spots in the living room for us to dodge as we readied for school. Michele and I had discussed what to do with the dogs during the day while we were at work and decided that as well mannered as Casey appeared, she and Gunner should do just fine. I did however insist that Michele take a trip home at lunch to reassess the situation.

The email came from Michele shortly after Noon.
“Casey is back at the shelter. Someone is coming to look at her today along with another dog.  She whined the whole way there and knew something was up. Do you really want to know how the house was? Or shall we just be happy that I got my attempt at having 2 dogs (which I think we could do, just a smaller dog who is already trained like Gunner :)) and move on? I appreciate Gunner very much now and realize what a good dog he is. I'm not ready to go back to the popping and pee stage and training a new dog to not wreck our house. I hope she gets adopted today!”

Casey’s separation anxiety was too much for our little house. In the 3 hours that no one was home she managed to: take down a set of drapes, knock off one of our collectible bear statues from the highest window to the west, knock things off of a window sill in the kitchen, (proving she really needed to see out of every window in the house), pee in more than one place and take a nice large dump on the welcome matt near the front door. The smell from her being a kennel dog had permeated throughout the house and was overwhelming the minute you walked in. Casey is a good dog. She needs some space to roam. She will make some family very happy after they give her a bath. Me, I let my guard down and let my Wall crumble under the pressure of a pretty face. I am wrapped around my wife’s pinky and I love her so much that this time I let her get what she asked for. And in return, I think I got what I wanted too…

“I've got a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
When I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in.” - Nobody Home “The Wall”

Monday, January 24, 2011

Race track.

When you live in Antarctica........sometimes you have to get a little creative for entertainment. 

So, introducing...........
Tyler is 14 and soon will be 15 and having a driver's permit and Emma and Logan love to go sledding so why not let Tyler drive the 4 wheeler pulling a sled with his brother and sister in it entertainment. 

 We have a little race track around our house and backyard........safe and easy for some driving practice and dangerous and fun for the little ones.

Anyone else ready for summer?

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

$145,000

Does anyone have $145,000 laying around that they would like to borrow us?

Cricket.......cricket........cricket.......cricket.......
Why? We found a house that is perfect for our Krew.....

4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms.......I don't know what we would do with THREE bathrooms in a house! :) We have managed with one for so long that Emma and Logan have been trained to hold 'it' for more than 20 minutes.

Problem is that we don't have that kind of money laying around and we have a house that we would need to sell.

Hmmmmm............feel free to suggest some options/suggestions on what we could do.

I guess that's why they call it a 'dream home' right?  So you have dreams and aspire to move?

Until then, we will be thankful for what we have.......

Which we are.......

Friday, January 14, 2011

Boy crazy.

This little girl.........
got caught kissing a 1st grade boy on the playground this week..

And this Daddy.....was not happy about it.
So this little girl got a talking to from her Daddy who is a Marine and is not ready for boys to be dating his daughter ever much less HIS daughter kissing boys on the playground at the age of 6. 


The happy ending is that Emma will most likely never speak or look at another boy for the rest of her life and that will make her Daddy very happy. 
And no, she does not take after her Mother......I was at least a 4th grader before I kissed my first boy on the cheek on the school playground!

Monday, January 10, 2011

Fine Dining.

We ate at Olive Garden this weekend-ya know, that place with the wonderful breadsticks and salad?  Apparently little Logan was unaware that such grand places existed in this world as he thinks life can get no better if we are eating at McDonalds.

As he's devouring his salad and breadstick, he looks up at us and says, "We gotta bring Tyler here, this is good!"  

So cute and so insightful that his big brother would love eating here (little does Logan know that Tyler has been to OG and he also loves it.)

Friday, January 7, 2011

Daddy's shadow....

He's 4. We've known for a long time that he is an early riser - a morning person - ready to attack the day from the moment he lifts his head from the pillow.
This day the alarm went off @ 7:00 a.m. and I slipped on a t-shirt to let Gunner out the door to redecorate the snow yellow. I nearly jumped through the roof when I turned around from the rush of cold air in the door to see Logan standing behind me.... "Good Morning Dad! When are we going?" ( I hadn't planned on waking the boys up until about 7:30 but Bear was going to make sure I didn't leave without him.)
First 2 bobbers down belonged to the shortest fisherman as he doubled up with Back to Back beautiful walleyes.
I do my best to include him in on as much of the adventure as his little heart can handle. He works hard. Shovels. Carries Gear. Asks questions. But all of this can be hard on a fella - Especially when you stay up an hour and a half past your bedtime the night before because you're so darn excited to hang out with guys.
The winds whip across the Big Lake like none other. But with a little spirit, a bright colored tennis ball and a good tuque, Bear managed to sneak in a little stick handling while the big guys loaded the truck for home.
Cousin Aaron, Tyler, Dad and Logan had a nice quick trip out to 5 Mile reef on LOTW for a memorable Holiday haul.

On the last morning of our visit North, I had to make good on a promise from long ago. As soon as Logan heard about Poppa Tom's new deer stand, he was adamant that he needed to get into the woods to check it out for himself. So, with his "heavy iron" under one arm and his trusty hound at his side, this 3 foot/4 year old trekked through some deep snow in temperatures that barely nipped into the double digits.
Although he can't see out of the windows without some assistance, Logan has officially put his stamp of approval on the Funnel Mansion. He did mention to me that he thought the steps were a little too small because his "boots don't fit on dem berry good."
Tyler is a big boy. A nice young man. He's registered some kills to put food on our table. Soon he'll be driving. He's caught more than one trophy fish. His morale compass is pointed "True North". For that I am proud and now I think I've found another "wing man" - my little Shadow Man.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Is it really over?

Every year I feel such a let down after Christmas is over.  All the hype and planning and excitement and then the day finally arrives and it's over just like that.  But, with that being said, we still had a wonderful holiday season and lots to be thankful for......

Logan and Emma were up first (of course) and ready to dig into presents from Santa.
 Good morning Logan.......nice hair.


The happy children.

 Then it was time for my family to arrive and the madness to begin.  Gunner thought he needed to be in the midst of it all.

Merry Christmas from the Kirby Krew!