It's time for the News Dear... or is it Deer News?

On the EVE of the Hunt – I present your Evening News...

“Good Day and welcome to the Channel 32 Newsroom. I'm your all in one - 

anchorman, sports reporter, weatherman and traffic reporter –

 - The man of many hats –

Kirby.”

This just in – Breaking News – there’s been a report of an Epic Mullet on the horizon. At this point, we have no confirmed sightings. Perhaps after a football trip to Duluth and a deer weekend in Warroad we’ll have more on this breaking story. More in our Sports report.

First let’s take a look at TRAFFIC with Irv Weinstein. – “As you can see, we have some major delays in the workplace. All across the state you’ll notice workload backups happening caused by the onset of this rapidly approaching Deer Season. At the intersection of “Needing to Put Food on the Table” & “It’s Just a Job!” some commuter’s computers have come to a complete standstill. Hopefully the operators will be able to re-boot and re-charge after a weekend away from this daily, stop and go quagmire.”

Keeping an Eye on the Sky is our beloved Weatherman – Mario Hilario – “Thanks, and what a report I have for you folks today! Temperatures will be in the low 40s to start the day with West-Northwest winds at 7 to 14 mph. Sunset today is 4:57 P.M. I know that the fall doldrums have really taken a toll on our overall psyche but fear not, relief is on the way! The constant deluge that has made Central Minnesota feel more like Seattle will give way to clear skies for the weekend. Taking a peek at the 5-day radar, I’m forecasting the sprinkles to disappear and the sun to shine with Opening Day highs approaching the upper 50’s. It’ll be perfect weather for the bullets to fly and the stories to be told. Let another great hunt wash away all your worries folks.”

Next, from the Channel 32 Sports Desk, the man with the Headset and the Mindset to win, the Coach …“Thank you Mario. The Rush City Tigers head to uncharted waters tomorrow as they once again test their might against the Moose Lake Rebels. Last time these two teams battled it out to a mid-fall classic – Final Score 24-22 Rebels. We’re hoping for a different outcome this go ‘round because a Section Championship is on the line. Thursday at 7:00, Duluth’s Public School Stadium will host this new rivalry and word on the streets is our Anchorman has put his hairstyle on the line.”

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This has been a Public Service announcement from the fine folks at Channel 32 News. We wish you and yours the most successful of Deer Seasons. May the stars align and your Ch’i center to create the most peaceful place in your own world. Aim true and shoot straight friends. 

Remember, “They give their strength so that we may have ours.”

Out,    K

P.S.  No Guts – No Glory