And a word from the Defense....

This little IKEA doodle seems puzzled and perplexed by the WORDLESS instructions. As am I. Ironically, on page #2 of the instruction booklet, Mr. IKEA has found a friend to help him assemble his new home furniture and that friend appears to be over the age of 2 and a half - perhaps even a doodle adult. So, yes people, it took me 4 hours to assemble the ALVE (swedish for Corner WorkStation). It was kind of fun in a way and the little ones made it interesting from time to time. My wife did lend a hand exactly 3 times and laughed the rest of the way through the morning. It was all worth it when my 3 foot partner reeled in a heck of a walleye that afternoon.

Kirby (Swedish for Fishing Carpenter)